Previous club(s): Simpson Pimms, Saracens Head, White Horse
BIOGRAPHY
Had a fine first season in charge, guiding us to mid-table and a cup-final appearance Hung up his boots the previous year at 40. Still kicks every ball, though. Never scored for the club in about 4000 appearances. Has been bought in by Thames Water as he can always be relied on to get the waterworks going.
If a new football forum was launched for grassroots people to discuss/influence the future of football development in the UK, would you use it?
Yes
No
Maybe
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